<!---   Written by Giancarlo Spadini - http://www.csr.unibo.it/~spadini
function choices()
{
// Parametro del numero di frasi presenti in lista.
	this[0] = 68;

	
this[1] = "Se t&ograve;tt i becc i purt&eacute;ssn al lampi&agrave;n,<br>misericordia, che iluminazi&ograve;n!";
this[2] = "Quall ch'la d&oacute;na v&oacute;l, Dio al le p&oacute;l.";
this[3] = "D&oacute;n e guai, in m&agrave;nchen mai.";
this[4] = "R&oacute;ba c&eacute;nna, r&oacute;ba f&eacute;nna.";
this[5] = "Int la batt c&eacute;nna, sta al v&eacute;n f&eacute;n.";
this[6] = "El d&oacute;n, han s&agrave;mpar el l&egrave;grum in bisaca.";
this[7] = "Chi l'ha d'&oacute;r, chi l'ha d'arz&agrave;nt,<br>chi l'ha ch'an v&egrave;l un azid&agrave;nt.";
this[8] = "M&eacute;i t&egrave;rd, che mai.";
this[9] = "Chi &egrave; sv&eacute;lt a magn&egrave;r, &egrave; sv&eacute;lt a lavur&egrave;r.";
this[10] = "Quand al s&ograve;ul as v&oacute;lta indr&igrave;,<br>b&egrave;la mat&eacute;nna t&eacute;nni dri.";
this[11] = "Bisaggna f&egrave;r al pas sec&agrave;nd la gamba,<br>se na a se straza al cav&agrave;l del br&egrave;g.";
this[12] = "El n'&eacute;n t&ograve;tti d&oacute;n, qualli ch'han la stan&egrave;la.";
this[13] = "La d&oacute;na sanza l'&oacute;m tant v&egrave;l,<br>quant la mn&egrave;stra sanza s&egrave;l.";
this[14] = "Quand nas 'na d&oacute;na,<br>el z&igrave;ghen anc el furm&igrave;g.";
this[15] = "Tr&egrave;i d&oacute;n e un gat,<br>l'&eacute; un march&egrave; b&egrave;l e fat.";
this[16] = "I r&eacute;cc i han al parad&igrave;s in st'mand,<br>e anc in cl'&egrave;ter, s'i v&oacute;len.";
this[17] = "Chi la d&eacute;nt n'ha pan,<br>e chi ha pan n'ha d&eacute;nt.";
this[18] = "Una v&oacute;lta &nbsp;c&oacute;r al c&agrave;n,<br>cl'&egrave;tra la livra.";
this[19] = "L'&eacute; m&eacute;i un b&egrave;l tas&egrave;ir, che un b&egrave;l parl&egrave;r.";
this[20] = "Un b&egrave;l tas&egrave;ir an fo mai scr&eacute;tt.";
this[21] = "El ci&agrave;cher i &eacute;n comm el zris:<br>a ciap&egrave;rn onna, a in v&eacute;n dis.";
this[22] = "La pi&oacute; tr&egrave;ssta r&oacute;da dal car,<br>l'&egrave; quella ch'zirla.";
this[23] = "Con &egrave;rt e con ing&agrave;n, as campa met&egrave; dl'an;<br>con ing&agrave;n e con &egrave;rt, as campa cl'&egrave;tra p&egrave;rt.";
this[24] = "Al mand sta in tr&egrave;i c&oacute;s:<br>f&egrave;r, dsf&eacute;r e d&eacute;rla da int&agrave;nder.";
this[25] = "Tanti t&egrave;st, tant zarv&igrave;.";
this[26] = "Quand &oacute;n dis: d&agrave; dri a cal can, t&oacute;tt i dan.";
this[27] = "T&oacute;tt i g&oacute;sst, i en g&oacute;sst.";
this[28] = "Par cumpagn&igrave;, un fr&egrave; al t&oacute;ls mui&eacute;r.";
this[29] = "S't'f&egrave; dal m&eacute;l, arc&oacute;rdel;<br>s't'f&egrave; dal ban, dsc&oacute;rdel.";
this[30] = "S&agrave;mper ban l'an p&oacute;l and&egrave;r.";
this[31] = "V&eacute;rs la f&egrave;sta, l'amal&egrave; dr&eacute;zza la t&egrave;sta.";
this[32] = "Un'&ograve;ura soul d'algrazza,<br>fa scurd&egrave;r zant mis ed guai.";
this[33] = "Chi pi&oacute; ha, pi&oacute; vr&eacute;v.";
this[34] = "Chi s' cuntanta, g&oacute;d.";
this[35] = "Cmanda la Franza, cmanda la Spagna,<br>me an m'inf&oacute;tt, basta ch'as magna. ";
this[36] = "&Oacute;n scavva la livra, e cl'&eacute;ter la ciapa.";
this[37] = "Al pann di &egrave;ter, l'ha s&egrave;t grasst.";
this[38] = "Ogni ch&egrave;lz int al cul, p&egrave;ra in&agrave;nz un pas.";
this[39] = "Satta ai fiur, ai sta al serp&agrave;nt.";
this[40] = "La curn&igrave;s, la d&agrave; val&ograve;ur al qu&egrave;der.";
this[41] = "Dim&oacute;ndi f&oacute;mm, p&oacute;c ar&oacute;st.";
this[42] = "Ogni ci&oacute;za, cgn&oacute;ss i su puls&eacute;n.";
this[43] = "L&oacute;da al mat e fal salt&egrave;r:<br>s'al n'&egrave; mat t'al f&egrave; dvint&egrave;r.";
this[44] = "Tri &egrave;sn e un cuntad&eacute;n, fan qu&agrave;ter bisti.";
this[45] = "I vil&agrave;n, f&oacute;nn qui ch'inciud&eacute;nn Ges&oacute; Cr&eacute;sst.";
this[46] = "Fa dal ban al vil&agrave;n, at spuda in man.";
this[47] = "S&oacute;la gr&oacute;sa, zerv&egrave;l sut&igrave;l.";
this[48] = "L'&eacute; pruv&eacute;rbi ant&igrave;g,<br>che al vil&agrave;n 'n fo mai amig.";
this[49] = "&Oacute;men pl&ograve;us, o mat o virtu&ograve;us.";
this[50] = "Una man l&egrave;va l'&egrave;tra,<br>e t&oacute;tti d&ograve;u van al must&agrave;z.";
this[51] = "Bisaggna b&agrave;ter al f&egrave;r, f&eacute;nna ch'l'&egrave; ch&egrave;ld.";
this[52] = "Chi cmanza pul&igrave;d, m&eacute;i al fin&eacute;ss;<br>chi manza m&egrave;l, fin&eacute;ss piz.";
this[53] = "La lazz, l'&egrave; fata pr i minci&oacute;n.";
this[54] = "L'&egrave; m&eacute;i un m&egrave;gher acumudamant,<br>ch'una grasa sentenza.";
this[55] = "Quatr&eacute;n e amiz&eacute;zzia,<br>i fan st&eacute;r la giust&eacute;zzia.";
this[56] = "Quand al gat n'&egrave; in ca, i p&oacute;ng b&agrave;len.";
this[57] = "T&oacute;rt o ras&agrave;n, an t'f&egrave;r m&eacute;ttr in pars&agrave;n.";
this[58] = "A s&eacute;nter s&ograve;ul una campana, an s'imp&egrave;ra gnint.";
this[59] = "Chi grida pi&oacute; f&oacute;rt, ha ras&agrave;n.";
this[60] = "Ragn, p&oacute;rta guadagn: chi l'amaza, so dan. ";
this[61] = "L'&egrave; m&eacute;i ubidir, che santifich&egrave;r.";
this[62] = "Al casca un cav&agrave;l, ch'ha qu&agrave;ter gamb."; 
this[63] = "Chi n'ast&oacute;pa busan&eacute;n, ast&oacute;pa busan&agrave;n."; 
this[64] = "Chi z&egrave;irca quall ch'an d&eacute;v, tr&oacute;va quall ch'an vr&eacute;v."; 
this[65] = "An f&egrave;r t&oacute;tt quall ch't'pu,<br>an magn&egrave;r t&oacute;tt quall vu,<br>an sp&agrave;nder t&oacute;tt quall ch't'h&egrave;,<br>an dir t&oacute;tt quall ch't's&eacute;.";
this[66] = "I sant ch'i m&aacute;gnen, i can ch'i d&ocirc;rmen,<br>i ml&oacute;n ch'i p&eacute;ssen, an i n &eacute;<br>gnanc &oacute;n di b&oacute;n s'n amat&eacute;ssen.",      
this[67] = "A f&ocirc;rza ed tir&egrave;rla la se str&#226;za.";
this[68] = "&#212;v d un'&aring;ura, pan d un d&eacute;, v&eacute;n d un &#226;n, d&ograve;na ed qu&eacute;nng', am&icirc;g ed tr&auml;nta.";
}
function grabBanner()
{
	var today = new Date();
	var choiceInstance = new choices();
	var Banner = choiceInstance[((today.getSeconds()+today.getMinutes()) % choiceInstance[0]) + 1];
	return Banner;
} 
document.writeln(grabBanner().bold());